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2 days ago • 133586 notes • from: musician-who • source: slutdust

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

2 days ago • 60967 notes • from: musician-who • source: titsandtwosugars
titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

2 days ago • 10774 notes • from: orderrofthephoenixx • source: hoqvvarts
hoqvvarts:

why are you so obsessed with me

hoqvvarts:

why are you so obsessed with me

2 days ago • 762667 notes • from: whitherartthougoing • source: ultimatefaggot-deactivated20120
jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

3 days ago • 340975 notes • from: destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis • source: teamsasskid
teamsasskid:

poetry

teamsasskid:

poetry

3 days ago • 335255 notes • from: oodmoodfood • source: dopeybeauty
3 days ago • 388264 notes • from: destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis • source: firemen

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

4 days ago • 94300 notes • from: stankface • source: logotv
4 days ago • 197476 notes • from: neo-trickster • source: gifak-net
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

4 days ago • 298171 notes • from: nerdymegan • source: orhgasm